Yeah, I know. This is the best screenshot I could find.
Except maybe this one. Classic.
Will be on Your World with Neil Cavuto today at 4:10 talking about how the tabs were (gasp!) actually accurate about the whole Anna-Nicole-died-of-a-massive-drug-overdose thing. Can you believe they called that one?? Nothing like going out on a limb there and claiming a drug addict died from … drugs. It’s crazy … Crazy like a fox!
If you missed Thursday night’s 2 am Redeye show and you’re not too busy recovering from your Friday night hangover, turn on the teevs b/c I’ll be doing an entertainment bit on FoxNews at 2:48 pm EST. I know. Try to contain your unbridled glee.
More laughter, less substance: that’s been my mantra for RedEye the last two weeks.
This week, major goals. Well. Goal, singular. I vow to say one thing – just one – that actually resembles a coherent thought and/or argument.
Julia Allison: Not afraid to dream big.
And now, enjoy the mirth-centric screenshots from last week …
with the much, much funnier – and blonder – Noelle Hancock
You can see I’m obviously biased in favor of this scrappy late night upstart – hosted by the occasionally belligerent, always entertaining former HuffPost writer, former Maxim EIC, former other-stuff I can’t remember, Greg Gutfeld.
Although if one more of my friends (and by "friends" I mean people I tangentially know in media) says they’ve been on it/are going on it/will soon be a "nightlife" correspondent for it, I’m going to start calling RedEye the Town Bicycle of cable news shows. HAVE SOME STANDARDS, Greg!
But start tomorrow.
Will be on Fox&Friends at SEVEN FREAKING TWENTY in the morning today, Saturday. Which is, I’d just like to note, six hours from now.
I don’t think I’ve been up that early in … well … maybe ever? My only question is, who the fuck else is up at 7:20 am to watch it??? Besides my grandmother.
Yeah, that’s what I thought.
Whatever, Anna Nicole Smith’s story NEEDS TO BE TOLD. And if, by god, they tell it at 7:20 in the morning, SO BE IT.
Tomorrow, LIVE from the Anna Nicole Smith funeral. And by "from the Anna Nicole Smith funeral" I mean "in Fox’s studios on 6th Avenue." But it’ll feel like I’m there, because I’ll be wearing a lot of makeup.
I CAN HARDLY HANDLE THE EXCITEMENT.
In fact, I practiced my sober "Anna-Nicole-funeral" facial expressions last Tuesday on FoxNews’ endearing new show RedEye, hosted by the insanely energetic (without crack! I think!) Greg Gutfeld…
Despite being on the show the entire hour, I never actually said anything of substance, but I did laugh a [read more...]
Scarborough Country, baby. Talking about Hollywood, probably this little "awards show" thing that happened last night. Did you watch? Me neither.
Actually, I attended New York mag’s Oscar viewing party, although if "Oscar viewing" meant "sort of glancing occasionally at the TVs parked in the corner of the Spotted Pig while downing whole vats of cheese (the only non-meat thing they had on the menu), and gossiping shamelessly with various of my favorite reporters," then, yes, I viewed the Oscars.
Whatever, what’s the point of having TIVO if you don’t use it?? Besides, fast-fowarding through the [read more...]
Talking about Brit Brit and the big pile of crazy she’s jumped into.
Will be on Hannity & Colmes tonight discussing Anna Nicole Smith and the fake-crying douchebag judge who thinks he’s destined for superstardom, CourtTV style.
To that I have one thing to say: