I’ll be on Hannity & Colmes tongiht from 9-9:30ish discussing the pneumatic but, alas, troubled life of Anna Nicole Smith.
I intend to bring up my mother’s question, which she emailed to me yesterday:
Is her baby girl much better off without Mom, or much MUCH better off without Mom?
It seems that Anna Nicole Smith and her breasts are no longer with us.
So I’ll be talking about that today on Neil Cavuto’s show, 4 pm.
Personally, I blame TrimSpa.
Will be on Fox News’ The Big Story today discussing the latest Paris Hilton sexcapade.
UPDATE: Video, posted kindly by a favorite person of mine, below.
Talking about today’s AM New York column and how to avoid the inevitable waves of fat attaching themselves to your thighs during burgeoning relationships.
UPDATE: Some screen shots from today’s newscast … I really have to find something else to wear, as this black sweater thing isn’t exactly working for me.
PS – The Fox 5 anchor team has to be the most jovial in the entire city. I’ve never met such happy people who weren’t either on drugs and/or getting married … ever!
I’ll be discussing our nation’s favorite topics: American Idol/Simon Cowell being mean/ugly people who can’t sing.
UPDATE: See clip below …
I know you’re watching the Bears beat the crap out of the Saints (hopefully) right now, but if you need a break around, say, 3:40 PM EST, turn over to FoxNews, where I’ll be talking about either Robert Redford’s foray into demands for political apologies or American Idol’s foray into insulting delusional tone-deaf karaoke junkies.
Okay, I’ll understand if you stick with the Bears.
Will be discussing American Idol crap, specifically, untalented saps who should limit their singing to showers and/or mental asylums. Or outside of Simon Cowell’s bedroom window. Because I hear he likes serenades!
UPDATE: here’s the show …
It’s not that I have a problem waking up at a reasonable hour (reasonable = 9:30 am), but after spending THREE freaking hours frantically attempting to fast-foward through the self-congratulatory snoozefest that was the Golden Globes last night, I don’t really feel like popping out of bed at 7:30 am to talk about it.
That said, I’m going to anyway. So if you’re up, I’ll be on FoxNews at 9 am discussing Vanessa Williams’ hair (channeling Diana Ross) and Cameron Diaz’s dress (personally, I liked it) and Prince getting stuck in traffic (sure, if by traffic you mean "coke") and [read more...]
The war in Iraq!!
Okay, obviously not. I’m pontificating about the Rosie-Trump tiff. Of course!
Wait, is my confinement to feud-analysis because I don’t have a nice enough rack? If so, I’m willing to go head to head chest to chest against Rachel Sklar or Amanda Congdon so I can start doing political commentary (or getting tasered) instead of merely praying Trump hasn’t yet seen any of the half dozen times I’ve dissed him on national television. Do you think if he had, he would sue me or just have [read more...]
I’ll be on Hannity & Colmes tonight (9:30 pm EST) discussing – for the third freaking time in as many weeks – the Rosie-Trump feud. There are a host of things I could say at this point, all of them highly sarcastic, but instead, I’ll just quote Trump’s future ex-wife:
"Well, I think she has a really issue and problem with herself, anger inside and she need to work on that. If you watch ‘The View’ you can see how hatred she has toward my husband. Nobody ask her to tell any story [read more...]